Hit by an APPALLING case of the runs Friday afternoon.
Glanced today at the tin of old fashioned ‘Fruit Drops’ I bought and ate half of on Friday morning because I have zero self control.
Oh, son of a…
Disordered Thoughts and Curmudgeonly Ramblings
Hit by an APPALLING case of the runs Friday afternoon.
Glanced today at the tin of old fashioned ‘Fruit Drops’ I bought and ate half of on Friday morning because I have zero self control.
Oh, son of a…
As part of my whole not-swell-up-like-a-walrus-and-die plan I’ve been eating cereal and yogurt for breakfast for the last month or so, as opposed to scarfing down whatever the hell grabs my eye when I stumble to the fridge in the morning. This has been keeping me feeling nice and full until lunch, resulting in much less snacking, but my weight has not changed one wit – which was puzzling.
Until today when I checked up on the nutritional figures for my cereal of choice – Uncle Toby’s Healthwise for Heart Wellbeing.
This fine product – approved by the National Heart Foundation no less – turns out to be just over 30% sugar. 30% SUGAR.
So it’s not really surprising that I haven’t loss any weight eating this crap. In fact what’s surprising is that I haven’t gained any weight.
So tonight on the way home I’ll purchase some cereal that isn’t made by Oompa Loompas and then bin the rest of Uncle Toby’s Healthwise for Sugar Barons.
Fuckers.