To the tune of the Wallace and Gromit theme song
I don’t want to go to the gulag,
The NKVD have got it wrong!
I’m not a class traitor or kulak,
I praise Comrade Stalin – all – the – day – long!
You see the KGB,
Are always watching me,
And I can’t find a reason why that even should be!
I’m a devoted fan,
Of every five year plan,
And if it’s treason you’re seeking then go away!
I’m not, not your man!
I don’t want to go to the gulag,
The NKVD have got it wrong!
I’m not a class traitor or kulak,
I praise Comrade Stalin – all – the – day – long!
You can blame Jay Foreman for this…
