Call me a Heretic if you like, but as far as I’m concerned the correct lyrics are…
Mmmm-mmmm-mmmm-mmmm,
Feed the foam,
Environment,
At Royco, Cup-a-Soup,
You’re acting fifteen!
Touching yourself, repent!
At Royco, Cup-a-Soup!
OOOOOOOOOOOHHH!
The Lancaster Soup!
Soup in a cup!
God is Royco, Cup-a-Sooooooooop!!!!!!
In government the liquor’s the same,
And that’s all I’ve got to say about that!