Labyrinth – Wyrmlog

The Stars Look Very Different Today

I have decided that from this day forth into perpetuity the first new moon of each year shall be known as Jareth’s Moon.

As I have stated it, so may it be. That is all.

David Bowie isn’t dead. He’s just returned to the Goblin Kingdom from which he came.

We’ll miss him.

Colleague #1: Have you heard of the movie Labyrinth?

Me: Of course I’ve heard of the movie Labyrinth!

Colleague #1: Apparently it’s 27 years old today. I’ve never seen it.

Me: YOU’VE NEVER SEEN LABYRINTH!?!?

Colleague #1: What’s it about?

Me: David Bowie abducts an infant and dances around in tights with a bunch of muppets!

Colleague #1: ….

Me: It’s better than it sounds!

Colleague #2: I’m very confused right now…

Me: A lot of men feel that way after seeing David Bowie in Labyrinth!

Bugger!

What’s better than Jennifer Connelly and David Bowie in Labyrinth? Amanda Palmer and Neil Gaiman in Labyrinth!

Brilliant! 😀