The air conditioning is broken. It is 28.1° Celsius in the office. We have two desktop fans, one free-standing fan and an evaporative cooler running in an attempt to bring the temperature down. It’s like working in a tropical cyclone.
I know I said I don’t have cancer earlier, but if these working conditions continue, I may well catch it.
Later: We’ve just got another free-standing fan. The temperature is a balmy 26.9.