Right side of nose sore and inflamed from glasses nose-pad.
Visit doctor. Doctor says change to soft pads.
Visit glasses store. Gets pads changed to soft.
Right side of nose still sore and inflamed.
Decide I have to put up with it.
Start applying band-aids to protect side of nose.
Spend months applying band-aids to protect side of nose.
Right side of nose still sore and inflamed.
Today – take off glasses to apply band-aid. Glance at glasses resting on table.
Right nose-pad arm is bent inwards at about 45 degrees.
Carefully bend right nose-pad arm back to match left nose-pad arm.
Put on glasses.
Fit perfectly with no pressure on side of nose.
“OH, SON OF A…”