I am SHOCKED and APPALLED by Justin McElroy’s vicious attack on the Jesters Chicken Parmi pie.
The Jesters Chicken Parmi pie is the FOOD OF THE GODS, and I will fight any man who says otherwise!
And when I say “Food of the Gods” I am of course referencing the 1976 schlock horror film.
Not to mention its 1989 sequel, featuring the incomparable Bobby.