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Well, it’s now gone 6:00pm in Hawaii, so I figure anyone who’s likely to have been fooled by my podcast gag will have been fooled and I can come clean about it. Yes, it was an April Fools joke. Haha! Aren’t I just great?

Anyway, lest anyone think the entire podcast thing was a long-con leading up to that ridiculous audio file, it’s not (I’m not anywhere near that organised). We are genuinely making a podcast – I just realised a couple of weeks back that making said podcast provided a great opportunity to prank people (and tighten up my audio editing skills in the process). So stay tuned for news on the real premier of Carthago Delenda Est.

In the meantime I thought I’d elucidate on the sources of that clattering bag of madness I thrust upon you all.

The first part is sourced from the amazing Chriddof and his video Mr Sir…

The mini-episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation was edited together from various sources and was largely inspired by the extremely weird and decidedly not safe for work Star Trek: The Disturbing Animated Series which not longer appears to be available online – which is probably good for the future of human civilisation. The “Enough!” is sourced from the famously horrible cut scenes from the CD-i game Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon.

The Thames TV sign off was another nod to Chriddof, and was hopefully somewhat disorientating to those who grew up watching both TNG and British sitcoms from the 70s.

The next section uses a couple of weird audio files I obtained many moons ago. The morse code is from a record telling the life story of Samuel Morse in m0rse code (morse code records were a thing for a while apparently). The radio signal is a recording from the famous numbers station Lincolnshire Poacher. Over the top of these is Lemongrab’s freakout scene from the Adventure Time episode You Made Me.

His scream of “TAKE OFF YOUR THING!!” is from earlier in the same episode.

The final section consists of samples from The Garfield Monstrosity segment of the My Brother, My Brother and Me podcast, in which the McElroy brothers discuss a fellow with a rather unusual problem (it is self described as “possibly the grossest conversation ever heard by human ears”, so you have been warned)…

These are mixed over the Moog Cookbook’s amazing cover of Hotel California.

The quote “I’m a nightmare weaver, Martha” is from another MBMBAM segment, on the invention of scarecrows.

The final section is stolen wholesale from the end of rx’s cover of The End of the World as We Know It, as performed by George W. Bush – which I still think is one of finest bits of audio/video editing I’ve ever seen. This of course features a sample of Winston Churchill’s speech about the battle of El Alamein in 1942.

So there you go, all the bones that were boiled to make the soup. The real podcast should be along… well I won’t say “shortly”. “Eventually” is probably more realistic 🙂

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当人类活动的过程中,一个民族必须解除其和另一个连结的政治乐队,并跻身于地球的权力承担必要的独立与平等的到自然和自然的规律上帝赋予他们体面尊重人类的意见,要求他们应申报其他们不得不独立的原因。

我们认为下面这些真理是不言而喻的:人人生而平等,他们是造物主赋予他们若干不可剥夺的权利,其中包括生命权,自由权和追求幸福 – 评为了保障这些权利,各国政府才在人们中间,从的同意而产生的正当权力的制约,只要–That任何形式的政府变成损害这些目的的,它是人民的权力改变或废除它,以建立一个新政府,赖以奠基的原则,得以组织其权力的方式,为这样才最可能获得他们的安全和幸福。诚然,谨慎的将决定成立多年的政府是不应当由于轻微和短暂的原因而予以更换;过去的一切经验也在真空或,是尚能忍受,而邪恶忍受,比废除他们久已习惯了的,以他们自己的权利。然而,当一个政府恶贯满盈,倒行逆施的,追求同一目标evinces设计,以减少他们的专制统治之下,这是他们的权利,这是他们的责任,也有义务推翻这个政府,并提供新的保障为他们未来的安全.–这就是这些殖民地过去逆来顺受;以及现在不得不起来改变原先政治制度的原因。大不列颠国王的历史,就是屡屡伤害和强取豪夺的历史,其直接目标就是要建立一个独裁暴政超过这些国家。为了证明这一点,让事实向公正的世界。

他拒绝批准对法律,最有益和必要的公益​​事业。
他禁止他的殖民总督批准刻不容缓,极端重要的法律,除非悬在他们的操作,直到应获得表示同意;而暂停施行期间,他又完全置之不理他们。
他拒绝批准其他的法律广大地区人民的住宿,除非这些人会放弃代表权在立法机关,右无比珍贵的,艰巨的只有暴君。
他召集立法机构在不寻常的地方,不舒服,远离他们的公共档案保存,为他们疲于奔命,不得不顺从他的唯一目的。
他解散各州反复,因为后者坚决的人民的权利反对他侵犯。
他已经拒绝了很长一段时间,在解散众议院之后,引起另选他人;即立法权力,无法被取消的,已经回到了人民来行使。国家仍处于外敌入侵之患,内所有的危险,和抽搐的平均时间。

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他竭力阻止这些国家的人口;为此,他阻挠该法律的外国人入籍;他又拒绝批准其他鼓励外国人移居各州,并提高分配新土地的条件。 他曾阻挠司法当局,拒绝他批准对法律建立司法权力。 他把法官依赖于他个人的意志,为他们的办公室的任期,以及数额和支付他们的工资。 他建立新官署,派遣大批官员构成滋扰我们的人民,吞噬他们的财物。 他一直在我们中间,在和平时期,常备军未经我们的立法机关同意。 他施加影响,使军队独立和优越的民间力量。他结合别人把我们置于一个管辖国外对我们的宪法,以及未确认我们的法律;给他批准对假装立法的行为:
宿营的武装部队大型机构之间我们:
为了保护它们,通过模拟试验,从惩罚使他们杀害应承诺对这些国家的居民:
切断我们贸易与世界各地:
关于我们强行征税;未经我们同意:
害得我们在许多情况下,对陪审制的好处:
运送我们到海外去受审莫须有的罪名把
废除英国的自由制度,在邻近省,建立专制政府,并扩大它的疆界,以使其在一次推行同样的专制统治到这些殖民地的例子和合适的工具:
夺走了我们的宪章,废除我们最宝贵的法律,并且根本上改变我们政府的形式:
中止我们自己的立法机构,宣称他们自己投资与立法权,我们在任何情况下。
他已经放弃了在这里的政府,宣布我们不在其保护和我们发动战争。
他一向掠夺我们的海上船舶,骚扰我们的沿海地区,烧毁我们的城镇,残害我们人民的生命。
他此时正在运送的外国雇佣兵大量军队来完成屠杀,破坏和肆虐的作品,已经开始,其残酷背信弃义的情况下几乎平行的最野蛮的时代,完全不配当一个文明国家的元首。
他强迫我们的同胞拿起武器反对自己的国家,成为他们的朋友和兄弟的刽子手,或使他们手下自己俘虏的公海。
他煽动内乱在我们中间,并竭力挑动我们的边疆,无情的印第安蛮​​族,他们称的作战方式的居民,是所有年龄,性别和条件格杀勿论。

在这些压迫我们都曾以最谦卑的言辞吁请予以纠正的每一个阶段:我们屡次请求所得到的答复是屡次遭受损害。一个君主,当他的品格已打上了可以看作是暴君行为,是不配作自由人民的统治者。

我们不是没有顾念我们英国的弟兄。我们时常提醒他们不时企图用他们的立法超过我们伸出一个无理的管辖权。我们已经把我们移民和定居在这里的情况告诉他们。我们曾经向他们天生的正义感和雅量,我们通过我们共同的亲属来收回这些强取豪夺,其中,将不可避免地中断的关系和往来的纽带恳求他们。他们也一直充耳不闻这种正义和血缘的呼声。我们必须,因此,默认的必要性,它谴责我们的分离,并追究他们,因为我们认为人类的休息,在战争中的敌人,在和平的朋友。

因此,我们美利坚合众国的代表,在大会中,组装,吸引了世界的最高法官为我们这些意图的正义,这样做,在名称,而这些殖民地的善良人民的权力,同时郑重宣布,这些联合殖民地是,而且权应该是自由独立的国家;他们从所有效忠于英国王室自由的:摆脱,而它们与大不列颠国家之间的一切政治联系,是的,应该是完全溶解;作为自由独立的国家,它们完全有权宣战,媾和,结盟,通商,并采取一切其他行动及事宜而独立国家有权这样做。而对于本宣言的支持,对神圣的普罗维登斯保护的坚定信心,我们彼此承诺对方我们的生命,我们的财产和我们神圣的荣誉。

Nothing to See Here, Move Along

Most years I do something wild and wacky with the site for April Fool’s Day. This year I simply haven’t had the time. So, I’m afraid, there’s nothing to see here.

If you do want something wild and wacky however, can I recommend OMFGDOGS?

Oh, and Wikipedia is having it’s usual fun.

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I hope everyone enjoyed this year’s April Fools prank. For those who missed it, it can be viewed in all its glory here…

I’m at the office, working away my Good Friday. Not that I’m working particularly hard mind you – just catching up on a bunch of minor jobs that have been waiting in the eaves for the last few months. It’s actually not a bad way to spend a day – working at your own pace with no other people around to distract or annoy you. A much more restful atmosphere than the usual office environment.

Anyway, before I go, here’s some twisted genius to enjoy ;D

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