Hottest 100 2024

It’s Hottest 100 day so I thought I’d better get off my lazy backside and post the songs I voted for. Based on previous performances – and the fact that I am an ancient fossil increasingly finding the music preferred by the young folks to be unlistenable crap – I expect that only 3 to 4 of my choices will make it in, with maybe one of them in the top 20. Nonetheless I shall continue to vote until either death, dementia, or the music police take me!

My selections, in no particular order


Close to You – Gracie Abrams

This track grabbed my attention the first time I heard it, and has not let go since. I think it’s the baseline – I’m a sucker for a song built around a pounding 80s style synth base.


Good Luck, Babe! – Chappell Roan


Chappell continues to be utterly amazing. Incredible voice, incredible control of that voice, and amazing songwriting. I consider this the most likely of my votes to make it in, and the only one with a chance at the top 5.


360 – Charli xcx

I’ve always like weird, tinkley, synth sounds – they are somehow pleasing to my autistic brain. This song is entirely made of them.


Cheapskate – Dune Rats

Some good, old-fashioned, energetic pop-rock. You could have released this in 1997 and no one would have bat an eyelid – although the uncanny valley crowd at the motel in the video clip would have terrified everyone.


Touchy Subject – Peach PRC

One of those songs that’s kind of sweet and melancholy until you actually pay attention to the lyrics and realise it’s straight up devastating.


The Future is a Foreign Land – Ghost

I don’t believe I’ve ever heard Ghost played on Triple J, but I still had to vote for this one. Part of Ghost’s Gorillaz-style fictional back story, it’s supposed to be from the 60s version of the band and looks forwards to a 2024 when a fascist regime is no more. Talk about your dark irony…


Disconnect – Fanning Dempsey National Park

A big, rocky, horn-infused track from two of the biggest names of Australian alt-rock of the 90s. There was no way I wasn’t going to vote for this! The video does a pretty clever job of pretending to be filmed in 1980s West Berlin.


Soup – Remi Wolf

If you want for me to vote for you in the Hottest 100 then write a catchy (but slightly melancholy) tune, put big drums behind it and feature an awesome toad in the video clip.


One of Your Girls (Like a Version) – Missy Higgins

I mean it’s Missy Higgins! What more needs to be said?


Physical Medicine – The Rions

I was kind of struggling to come up with a final track, and I remembered this one. Funky beat, catchy chorus, all good!


At the time of writing we’ve just hit 50 in the countdown and only one of these tracks (the Missy Higgins one) has made it in. I’ll update the list as we go.

  • 194 – Touchy Subject – Peach PRC
  • 192 – Soup – Remi Wolf
  • 66 – One of Your Girls (Like a Version) – Missy Higgins
  • 46 – Physical Medicine – The Rions
  • 45 – Close to You – Gracie Abrams
  • 35 – 360 – Charli xcx
  • 1 – Good Luck, Babe! – Chappell Roan
  • NA – Cheapskate – Dune Rats
  • NA – The Future is a Foreign Land – Ghost
  • NA – Disconnect – Fanning Dempsey National Park

YES!! @#^!(%(&%(**(&(&%(&% YES!!! Chappell Roan at Number 1! WOOOO!!

Best number one in years, and with the highest number of votes in Hottest 100 history! Also the first solo female artist to reach number one with their sole entry!!

Excuse my enthusiasm, but I’m used to turning off the radio feeling slightly disappointed at this point, so this is a fantastic change! 😀

Edit: It’s now Monday and they’re doing the 200 to 101 countdown, so I’m updating as appropriate.

The Gulag

To the tune of the Wallace and Gromit theme song

He’s coming to your house!

I don’t want to go to the gulag,
The NKVD have got it wrong!
I’m not a class traitor or kulak,
I praise Comrade Stalin – all – the – day – long!

You see the KGB,
Are always watching me,
And I can’t find a reason why that even should be!

I’m a devoted fan,
Of every five year plan,
And if it’s treason you’re seeking then go away!
I’m not, not your man!

I don’t want to go to the gulag,
The NKVD have got it wrong!
I’m not a class traitor or kulak,
I praise Comrade Stalin – all – the – day – long!

You can blame Jay Foreman for this

Something about Singapore?

If any German speakers (I think it’s German) can identify the song in this clip I will be eternally grateful.

Later: Found it! Aloha Heja He by Achim Reichel from 1991. Apparently it went viral in China a few years back, which is probably how it ended up on that clip.

Reptile Folk Should Stick Together

Oh God How Did This Get Here I Am Not Good With Computer

The gator and the croc they should be friends,
Oh, the gator and the croc they should be friends,
The gator’s snout is round you see,
The croc’s snout tapers to a ‘V’,
But that’s no reason why they can’t be friends!

The gator and the croc they should be friends,
Oh, the gator and the croc they should be friends,
The gator hides his lower teeth,
The croc’s poke up from underneath,
But that’s no reason why they can’t be friends!

The gator and the croc they should be friends,
Oh, the gator and the croc they should be friends,
The alligator’s grey and mean,
The croc is cruel and olive green,
But that’s no reason why they can’t be friends!

The gator and the croc they should be friends,
Oh, the gator and the croc they should be friends,
In common little they have got,
But gharials at least they’re not!
And that’s the reason why they should be friends!

Two Worlds Apart, Two Worlds Together

Not going to talk about the electoral apocalypse just yet.

I’ve always vaguely known that the Sisters of Mercy/Terri Nunn song Under The Gun is a cover/reworking of a Billie Hughes song, but I only just looked it up. Holy guacamole! It’s so 80’s synth-ballad it could be from the Ladyhawke soundtrack!

I am – as always – astonished at the level of talent that allows Andrew Eldritch to turn what we have above into a masterpiece while simultaneously being a complete (although highly entertaining and often surprisingly justified) dick to everyone around him.

The Trooper

My earlier post about the Protomen’s album The Cover Up and their version of Iron Maiden’s The Trooper with each instance of “Russian” replaced with “Robot” got me thinking about what a more extensive conversion would look like. So I wrote one. Here ’tis.

You’ll take my life, but I’ll take yours too
You’ll fire your maser, but I’ll run you through
So when you’re waiting for the next attack
You’d better stand, there’s no turning back

The siren sounds, the charge begins
But on this battlefield, no one wins
The smell of acrid smoke and diesel fumes
As I plunge on into certain doom

My cycle engine roars, we break to run
The mighty roar of the robot guns
And as we race towards the android wall
The screams of pain as my comrades fall

We hurdle bodies that lay on the ground
And the robots fire another round
We get so near, yet so far away
We won’t live to fight another day

We get so close, near enough to fight
When a robot gets me in his sights
He pulls the trigger and I feel the blow
A burst of rounds take my bike below

And as I lay there gazing at the sky
My body’s numb and my throat is dry
A mess of wires where my arm had been
I never knew I was one of them

And if that’s not enough desecration of a metal classic, check this out…

The Cover Up

Yes, you can put out a kickass album of covers, but wouldn’t you rather put out a kickass album of covers, claim it’s the soundtrack to a movie from a parallel universe, and imply the plot with your song choices?

I don’t know much about the Protomen, but I know that their version of Silent Running blows the original out of the water (and that The Trooper sounds even better with the lyrics tweaked to be about robots).

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