Well, it looks like CERN has found the Higgs Boson.
Excellent. We won’t have to rewrite the Standard Model and the Large Hadron Collider has fulfilled its primary purpose. Just as planned!
Disordered Thoughts and Curmudgeonly Ramblings
All as planned!
Well, it looks like CERN has found the Higgs Boson.
Excellent. We won’t have to rewrite the Standard Model and the Large Hadron Collider has fulfilled its primary purpose. Just as planned!
Q: When one is consuming a beverage and some of it “goes down the wrong way”, is it possible to suppress the cough reflex long enough to swallow the quantity of drink already in one’s mouth before expectorating the problematic liquid from one’s windpipe?
A: NO. A thousand times NO.
That is all.
Hey everybody it’s the end of the financial year!!
EOFY! EOFY!
Balance sheets and tax assessment!!
EOFY! Time sure flies!
Do all your shopping!
At WAL-MART!!
I actually don’t mind a bit of dubstep 🙂
I do not feel required to believe that Skrillex is a human being. My top three theories to explain the existence of such a thing are as follows…
1: Skrillex is the name of a program designed by a post-grad computer engineering student to simulate industrial workplace noise. After a night of heavy drinking said student inadvertently messed up some of the audio filters and induced a series of overlapping sound loops, then realised that the resulting cacophony might go down well at next weekend’s beer and ecstasy mixer.
2: Skrillex is an ancient fax-modem, forgotten about in a storage cupboard but still connected to the net, which has achieved sentience and a recording contract.
3: Skrillex is a member of an unknown, sapient, deep-sea dwelling species that is attempting to communicate with us by modulating its vocalisations for propagation through air rather than water. It’s not very good at it.
Waddya mean you have to be British!?
Idea for a conceptual art project…
1: Invite members of the public to write letters about important personal issues to their friends and families, and send them to you along with the address details of the people they’re meant to be delivered to.
2: Put all the letters into stamped, addressed envelopes, ready for posting.
3: Place the envelopes into an elaborate machine in an art gallery which displays them one by one and has two buttons – “Deliver” and “Destroy”. If the “Deliver” button is pressed, the envelope is dropped into a hopper, collected at the end of the day and posted. If the “Destroy” button is pressed, the envelope is put through a shredder. Allow visitors to the gallery to press the buttons at will.
4: Give the whole arrangement an incredibly wanky name like “Thoughts and Memories of Olympus Mons”
5: ???
6: Profit!
And evolving from the sea,
Would not be too much time for me,
To walk beside you in the sun,
I read something,
About a son of a gun,
Named extinction,
–Pixies The Sad Punk
I guess everyone who gets sucked into the trap of Minecraft ends up imagining ways to improve the game. I am of course no exception and in the hours I’ve whiled away working on my Big Project™ (or getting pushed into lava streams by skeletons) I’ve come up with a number of them – all but one of which are actually slated for the next update (great minds obviously think alike…).
My one, original idea? Lodestones!
The recipe for a lodestone is…
C = Compass
R = Redstone Dust
? = Either a Diamond, an Iron Ingot, a Gold Ingot, a piece of Coal, a unit of Lapis Lazuli Dye, an Emerald (once launched) or another pile of Redstone Dust
? | ||
R | C | R |
R |
So what the heck does a lodestone do? Simple. If you’re within 20 blocks (or maybe 15 blocks, or 10 blocks, or whatever) of ore for the particular mineral it was made with, it starts glowing and chiming.
It doesn’t tell you what direction the ore is in – you have to figure that out by moving back and forwards until it stops reacting – it just tells you the ore is nearby. It’s up to you to find it and dig it out.
So that’s my idea. You listening Notch? 😉
For the next part of my Minecraft project I’m going to need to breed and slaughter 229 cows, craft 545 wooden planks, harvest 687 sugar canes, mine 640 blocks of sand and 81 blocks of cobblestone and burn 10 units of coal.
For the first floor.
Of about one tenth of the entire project.
At least I already have the diamonds and obsidian I need…
Yeah, that’s the opening of Zork. Deal with it.
One of these days I’m going to program a text adventure game titled Pathetic Cave Adventure. It starts…
West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.
If you open the mailbox, you get arrested for mail fraud and the game ends. If you try and open the boarded front door, you get arrested for breaking and entering and the game ends. If you try to walk anywhere you get arrested for trespassing and the game ends. If you do nothing for more than a few rounds you get arrested for loitering and the game ends
One of my guilty pleasures at the moment is the new season of Iron Man: Armored Adventures on ABC 3. Sure, it’s a kid’s show, but it’s fun – and hey, I already classified it as a guilty pleasure, which means I don’t have to justify it to anyone, let alone you.
😉
There was one annoying thing about the episodes they played last night though. The presence of an “Ossy” (which is how Americans strangely insist on pronouncing “Aussie”).
Now I have no strange objection to Australians appearing in American TV shows. It’s nice to see us represented. But what would also be nice would be getting actors who can actually do an Australian accent – as opposed to doing a Cockney accent with “moit” added to the end of every second sentence.
Sure, Americans can’t tell the difference, but believe me it makes us cringe. It’s like representing an American accent by getting a Puerto Riccan to randomly say “pard’ner”. Or a Canadian accent by having a South African end every sentence with “eh?”. It’s bizarre.
Of course, it’s not going to change. But it would be nice.
Or perhaps noice moit!