Chris “I beat women for fun” Brown is apparently quitting the music industry. If I actually believed for a second that he’d stick to this I would issue a call for wild celebrations, but seriously, how long will it be before he’s making guest appearances on other shitty ‘urban’ tracks left right and centre?
In any case, I only mention this because it gives me an excuse to post one of the funniest YouTube vids I’ve seen in quite some time…
Urban polka is most definitely a concept whose time has come!