Well, it would appear that we have an unconscionable scoundrel in Lincoln Park!
He’s entering via one’s windows,
He’s snatching one’s people up,
Using them most horribly,
One had best hide one’s children,
Hide one’s wife,
Hide one’s children,
Hide one’s wife,
Hide one’s children,
Hide one’s wife,
And if applicable hide one’s husband,
For they’re violating all in this place!
The perpetrator need not hand himself in,
For we are seeking him out!
We shall find you sir!
We shall find you sir!
So one may inform this,
One may run and inform this,
Run and inform this scoundrel!
Scoundrel!
We posses your clothing,
You have left behind your fingerprints,
You are a fool! Your are a fool sir!
The perpetrator escaped but left evidence,
She was assaulted by some bounder in the projects!
Bounder! Bounder! Bounder! Bounder!
He’s entering via one’s windows,
He’s snatching one’s people up,
Using them most horribly,
One had best hide one’s children,
Hide one’s wife,
Hide one’s children,
Hide one’s wife,
Hide one’s children,
Hide one’s wife,
And if applicable hide one’s husband,
For they’re violating all in this place!
The perpetrator need not hand himself in,
For we are seeking him out!
We shall find you sir!
We shall find you sir!
So one may inform this,
One may run and inform this,
Run and inform this scoundrel,
Scoundrel!
The Stovepipe Jimmies rock! Cads and Bounders beware!
Dear Sir,
While I concur most strongly with your assessment that cads, bounders and other such disreputable fellows should beware the retribution of our fair band of minstrels, I must admit some puzzlement at your claim that we “rock”. While I cannot with propriety comment on the private activities of my fellow Jimmies, I can say with all certainty that I am not known for rocking, shaking or otherwise oscillating any more than any gentleman to be found on the street.
I can only presume that you are employing some “common” or “vulgar” use of the term “rock” with which I am, thankfully to say, unfamiliar. As such I would request in future that you employ more decorous speech when elucidating your opinion of our musical endeavours.
Polite Regards
Sir Hiram Chuzzlewitt, the Stovepipe Jimmies