I was recently reminded of Alsace’s greatest contribution to black metal music, the amazing Fadades. He inhabits a castle! He builds lasers! He wears knives! No one can figure out whether he’s parodying the genre or is terrifyingly serious!
In perusing the Fadadian oeuvre I stumbled across a – I do hesitate to use the word ‘song’ but let’s go with it – a song I hadn’t heard before. So of course I jumped right in.
The piece in question sees our hero returning to the same rich vein of landing his spaceship in Egypt and being annoyed. This time around he’s considering the “nightmare” of Ramses rather than his “rage”, and he’s managed to convert his spaceship into 3 dimensions! Well done Fadades!
He also discovers a domed city – Ramses was terrified of domes you know…
Anyway, as is traditional I’ve decided to attempt a transcription of what he’s on about. I think he’s trying to organise catering for a party and it’s not going well…
Ain’t jealous!
Just a word,
Not jealous!
Seat yourselves,
Suey the yeah yeah yeah I guess!
Suey the yeah yeah yeah I guess!
Excellent guests,
Yet faith,
Eggs!
Yet faith,
Ah!
Delicious!
Humongeous!
You seated at us!
Eggs for guests!
Lettuce!
Eggs!
Lettuce!
Need to get suggestions for keggers!
Tomorrow’s furious sun-a-rise!
Need-a sauce!
Like some samboria say…
This is stupid, lists of guests,
Really need a secure swain!
Stupidest suggest, oy!
Get us!
Suey the yeah yeah yeah I guess!
Suey the yeah yeah yeah I guess!
Suey the yeah yeah yeah I guess!
He really doesn’t need any extra pointy bits – his nose is pointy enough for an entire band. I particularly like the awkward adjusting of the arm blade at the start and …is he attempting to shave with that finger blade towards the end? Who can tell? It’s Fadades!