I had to walk home the long way today because someone got shot. Bayswater is apparently now the Hood.
(They weren’t actually badly injured – it’s not even entirely sure that they were shot by a gun at this point, as opposed to maybe a slingshot, or a small meteorite)
It pleases me that there are official Danger 5 Miniatures, and said miniatures not only include Hitler (and of course his dog), but lizard Nazi soldiers as well.
Also, I find myself really liking the new single from the Panics, Weatherman.
If you stop the wind in its tracks, Know it’s gonna rain, just like that, When the sun it burns on your back, Don’t complain to the weatherman,
Thanks folks for the kind words on my return. WordPress decided not to tell me about any of them, which is why I haven’t replied previously. I’ve also been busy on another project, which is why I haven’t been around the Wyrmlog. Details will follow in good time.
In any case, today I discovered that not only is there a German folk/rock version of the Hooters’ classic All You Zombies, but that the band responsible (Santiano) re-wrote the lyrics to be about Valhalla. Which can only be described as awesome.
Because I’m a nerd, I decided to attempt a translation. Here ’tis…
To the End of Time (Valhalla)
A cry of horns from far horizon, The triumph of the Æsir’s thrones, Let us follow close, seeking out our reward…
Have no fear about our leaving, Death and darkness we’ll confound, A hero’s grave is not for grieving, We will travel where the trumpets sound!
We’ll meet again in far Valhalla, We’ll sing the songs and drink the wine! Feast with the Gods in fair Valhalla, We’ll party ’till the end of time!
Lift your mugs to Odin’s glory, Quaff deep, cry out a drinking song, He gathers up his host, the bravest of them all…
The feast awaits with laden trenchers, A thousand barrels filled to burst, At the end of all our ventures, Come and join us when you’ve grown a thirst!
We’ll meet again in far Valhalla, We’ll sing the songs and drink the wine! Feast with the Gods in fair Valhalla, We’ll party ’till the end of time!
OK, that’s it for now. Expect some more activity soon.