Dr Johnathan Dee,
Spy and alchemist was he,
Who kept his life merry,
By swapping wives with Edward Kelley,
Nicholas Culpeper,
Was a herbal prepper,
A demon he did see,
In a gem from Dr Dee,
General Erich Ludendorff,
When young, probably couldn’t of,
Foreseen that the National Socialists
Would end up his political associates,
