According to the always entertaining and informative Jason Colavito there are people out there (OK, one person) basing their view of human history on not just a literal interpretation of the Bible, and not just a literal interpretation of the books left out of the Bible, but on game supplements for Vampire: The Masquerade. Which they apparently think are genuine historical documents.
That’s it. I’m out. Build me a rocketship because I’m heading to Mars to start human society over again.
I have been asked to pass on the following message…….
“As one who thoroughly enjoyed playing Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines, both the RPG and the computer game version, may I just say that the hysterical laughter I found myself having after reading this post was very enjoyable.
Ignore the stupid Kine, they will be dealt with accordingly….”
Jorden St Clair, Primogem, Clan Ventrue
A Ruling Prince of the Camarilla